One more wedding.....

And I am going to snap. I don't like weddings, I just don't. I don't find them fun, at all. The best I can hope to get out of a wedding is decent food, other than that.........nada. I don't know what it is about weddings that makes people you have just met boldly ask you about your personal life, or allows them to believe they have some sort of god given right to force you get up and dance. Its even more "fun" when they put on a slow song and in my mind I'm thinking "yay I'm not a couple I can go sit" but in their minds they're thinking "aww look she has no on to dance with" and try to force some random male on me. No thanks, I literally want to sit down. IF I ever get married, and I wouldn't recommend anyone hold their breath for that, it would be in Vegas. Long weekend, only parents and siblings in attendance and of course my bff. A funky cool wedding dress and possibly Elvis officiating. No chicken dance or electric slides, no bouquet toss, no speeches, just pure gambling fun.